Lays Potato Chimps
Lays Potato Chimps
"Chimp Butt"
30 seconds:
Kid: “Mom! We’re starving back here. Can we have a snack?”
Mom: “Of course. As long as you save some for me. I love the new chimp looking potato chips. They're so cute”
Sound: Bag opening
Mom: “Almost to cute to eat.”
Sound: Biting chips
Kid: “Look Tommy, I bit off its' head.”
Tommy: (laughing) (bite noise) “Mine is armless.” (laughing) “And tailless.”
Kid: “I challenge your chimp to a battle for king of the jungle.”
Tommy: “You’re on. Rarrrr.”
Kid: “Rarrr.”
Mom: “Can you guys please pass me some chimps?”
Kid: “Yup. Here you go.”
Mom: “These don’t look like chimps.”
Tommy: “Yeah, those are the chimps butts. We didn’t eat that part.”
Mom: “Oh, thanks.”
Announcer: “Lays new potato Chimps are a joy to eat for your entertainment and your taste. Chimps are a healthy choice for yourself and your kids, as they are low in calories, salt, and fat, and provide extra vitamin C. How will you champ your chimp?
Sound: Crunching into a chip
Lays Potato Chimps
"Chimp Butt"
15 seconds:
Sound: Bit noises
Kid: “My chimp is headless.”
Tommy: “Mine is armless and tailless.”
Sound: laughing
Announcer: It’s important to note that no real chimps were harmed during this recording. The chimps we’re referring to are Lay’s new potato chimps. Chips shaped like chimps that are low in calories, salt, and fat, and provide extra vitamin C. How will you champ your chimp?
Sound: Crunching into a chip